Not sure if you’ve noticed, but ever since the Phillies clinched the division, the games have been meaningless and we here at the Blunt have, in turn, focused on meaningless Phillies news. We’ve talked about Atlanta’s need to “suck it,” mustaches (a lot), CSN screw ups, and awesome slash terrible raps about the Phillies, but never-ever the Phillies actual performance. If you clicked on this story to hear about another meaningless game that the Phillies won:
Than stop reading.
Nope, you won’t hear about how the 2011 Phillies tied a franchise record at 101 wins. Nor, will you hear about how Pence, Chase, and JRoll all homered in Tuesday’s game. If you came here to find out that Charlie Manuel is tied with Gene Mauch for the most regular season wins in franchise history at 645, than you came to the wrong website. On the Philllies Blunt you won’t be reading about Roy Oswalt’s six scoreless innings pitched in his last start before post season, or how he followed Doc’s and Lee’s impressive starts with his own outstanding performance. We won’t waste your time talking about how the Phillies have really turned it on after losing eight straight games to win their last three (with their actual starters in the lineup) because we know you could care less about that in meaningless games. Until Saturday’s opener of the postseason for the Phillies, you won’t be reading about the importance of Bastardo’s 1-2-3 eighth inning, because it’s meaningless before the Phils are playing in October. Nope, not any of that BS is going up on our site. Rather, we’d like to tell you the important stuff in the world:
THAT SOW NANCY GRACE’S TIT CAME OUT ON DANCING WITH THE STARS!!!!!!!
We’ll that’s all we got. Until things become important on Saturday, enjoy the meaninglessness.
SW-Ian Anderson
